Let me just get this off my chest:

My new car and I would like to get something out there. It was a burden for the Jeep, but is a super pain now that I have a sportier car that has a desire to take on the open road. So, therefore, this must be said:

If you can't operate your vehicle at or above the speed limit, please remove yourself from the left lane.

If you can't maintain speed, utilize cruise control. Do not fly past me and then allow me to run up on you like a roadrunner on a snail.

If you're texting on your phone, get off the road - at least get off the road that I'm on.

Now, I've noticed that when I leave for work on time there's less traffic on the road. This allows me to never use my brakes, get here in 20 minutes and lose the lockjaw and neck tension that comes from driving on the road with the idiots on the tollroad around 9:30AM. But that's for me to take up with myself.

When the road isn't cluttered with incredibly stupid people, I am able to enjoy my satelite radio comfy seat with bun warmer. Otherwise, I miss out on the great music opportunities, too focused on getting to work in less than 40 minutes trying to drive around the brainless operators surrounding me.

So - general public - stop being so entitled. Well, stop being so entitled in general, but definitely on the road. There are a lot of other people out there with you. Act like it. Pay attention. And start thinking about someone else out there and how your incredibly bad driving affects so many other people in a day.